Monday, January 28, 2008

personality

Given that people have been showcasing their personality on their blogs. I will show mine. Read on. Parts I really agree with I bold them.

Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

by Marina Margaret Heiss

Profile: ENTP
Revision: 3.0
Date of Revision: 26 Feb 2005

"Clever" is the word that perhaps describes ENTPs best. The professor who juggles half a dozen ideas for research papers and grant proposals in his mind while giving a highly entertaining lecture on an abstruse subject is a classic example of the type. So is the stand-up comedian whose lampoons are not only funny, but incisively accurate.

ENTPs are usually verbally as well as cerebrally quick, and generally love to argue--both for its own sake, and to show off their often-impressive skills. They tend to have a perverse sense of humor as well, and enjoy playing devil's advocate. They sometimes confuse, even inadvertently hurt, those who don't understand or accept the concept of argument as a sport.

ENTPs are as innovative and ingenious at problem-solving as they are at verbal gymnastics; on occasion, however, they manage to outsmart themselves. This can take the form of getting found out at "sharp practice"--ENTPs have been known to cut corners without regard to the rules if it's expedient -- or simply in the collapse of an over-ambitious juggling act. Both at work and at home, ENTPs are very fond of "toys"--physical or intellectual, the more sophisticated the better. They tend to tire of these quickly, however, and move on to new ones.

ENTPs are basically optimists, but in spite of this (perhaps because of it?), they tend to become extremely petulant about small setbacks and inconveniences. (Major setbacks they tend to regard as challenges, and tackle with determin- ation.) ENTPs have little patience with those they consider wrongheaded or unintelligent, and show little restraint in demonstrating this. However, they do tend to be extremely genial, if not charming, when not being harassed by life in general.

In terms of their relationships with others, ENTPs are capable of bonding very closely and, initially, suddenly, with their loved ones. Some appear to be deceptively offhand with their nearest and dearest; others are so demonstrative that they succeed in shocking co-workers who've only seen their professional side. ENTPs are also good at acquiring friends who are as clever and entertaining as they are. Aside from those two areas, ENTPs tend to be oblivious of the rest of humanity, except as an audience -- good, bad, or potential.



A Functional Analysis -- by Joe Butt

Extraverted iNtuition

ENTPs are nothing if not unique. Brave new associations flow freely from the unconscious into the world of the living. Making, discovering and developing connections between and among two or more of anything is virtually automatic. The product of intuition is merely an icon of process; ENTPs are in the business of change, improvement, experimentation.

The attraction Extraverted iNtuition has toward the real and physical amounts to a cosmic non sequitur: theory is drawn to practice. Such encounters are clearly puzzling. Both parties--the intuitor and the realist--are aware of a xenic quality in their meeting, with reactions ranging from recoil to reverie.

Introverted Thinking

Thinking is iNtuition's ready assistant, an embodiment of the sort of logic found in laws, boards and circuits. Thinking's job is to lend focus and direction to iNtuition's critical mass. The temporary habitations of changeling iNtuition are constructed of Boolean materials from Thinking's storehouse. Ultimately, Thinking is no match for iNtuition's prodigiousness. Systems lie in various states of disarray, fragmentary traces of Thinking's feverish attempts to shadow and undergird the leaps of the dominant function. One can only suppose that Thinking must continue to work during REM sleep pulling together iNtuition's brainchildren into integral wholes.

Extraverted Feeling

To the extent that Feeling is developed, ENTPs extravert Feeling judgment. As a result, it is not uncommon to find affability and bonhomie in members of this species. Tertiary functions are potentially utilitarian. Their limitations appear in their relative underdevelopment, diminished endurance, and vulnerability. ENTPs may harness Feeling's good will in areas such as sales, service, drama, humor and art. ENTP loyalty often runs high and can be hooked by those the ENTP counts as friends.

Introverted Sensing

Like a tail on the kite of iNtuition, Introverted Sensing counterweighs these beings drawn to nonconformity and anarchy. These shadowy sensory forms, so familiar to SJ types, serve as lodestones which many ENTPs employ Herculean measures to escape. "Question authority! (then do exactly what it tells you)" sums up the dilemma in which ENTPs may find themselves by attempting to best the tarbaby Sensing. Occasionally acknowledging awareness of norms and abnormality could, in theory, be potentially freeing.

Ok. I am mostly ENTP, but with a difference. Don't expect me to a debater cos I can't no matter what. Some people see me as introverted, don't speak much. Ok, yeah. I have a hearing problem that probably affected my speech, so don't ask me to speak too much in public. It is this fear that makes me nervous on stage. Suddenly, ideas come slowly. I'm an instant unknown personality type when speaking in public. Perhaps I instead channel this through my writing. haha.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Elsa's Procession to the Cathedral by Richard Wagner

If intonation and balance are perfect, it's just beautiful.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

dead

I shall officially announce this blog dead for a while. From tomorrow onwards, this blog is dead till further notice. No more false alarms. This is final.

Random crapping:

Benjamin, what do you see in the blog title that sounds a bit you know? I don't get you.

Thanks for the support for the post: the state of acjc food. No thanks, YEL, I am not willing to do reviewing of the 2AA5 cupcakes and other food.

Oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sheree Lieu!

Happy advanced birthday to Ryan Wan. Finally of legal age to drink in the plane (insider stuff). Ok, anyway I don't think you will ever read this.

lab session

1310. The best time to leave school. SO shiok. Leave school early like the scholars in my class. Cos I had to pon Chinese. Miss Shaun and I never told the Sim about it even though the Chinese teacher wanted us to. Acutally, even if we told him, he can't do anything about it. Oh, it's my first ever H3 lab session.

Miss Shaun went to NJC, while I went to HCI. We chose the same day, but different experiments. You know I just don't like HCI, cos the campus is colossal. The science research centre is so damn deep inside and imagine walking there in the hot sun. Sucks. So I was early, cos it was supposed to start at 1430. Over there, I made friends with my partner for the day, Apoorv from NJC. Indian scholar. Apparently, he knew all the Indian scholars I knew in ACJC. So today, we were doing an experiment on optical tweezers. Go Wikipedia if you dunno what the shit it is. If it's too cheem, I will simplify: A laser beam is used to trap a tiny particle. Details of our experiment is too cheem to simplify, so I shall describe it in all its glory.

The particles are attracted to the focus of the laser beam, trapping the particle. This restoring force (attractive force) is proportional to the distance between the particle and the focus of the laser. So F=-kx. k is the constant we have to find. Those who take physics will know that a spring system has the same equation. So accounting the drag force of the water which we float the particles on (some cheem equation), we get the equation of how the position of the particle is related with time. Ok blah. More boring bits. The woman there already set up the stuff for us. So we just whacked. She asked us to take 1 very very short movie of the laser beam attracting a particle and extract a few frames using windows movie maker. Find the distance of this and that and blah. So, we found k. Boring bits.

You know what happened? I actually clicked with an Indian scholar for the first time. No, don't remind me of bad memories with working with Adi during the Vietnam trip. So this guy did the tough microsoft excel bits while I watched and provided suggestions. Potent combination. Don't think I slacked ok? I fully understand what in the world was going on.

So the actual experiment got us screwed up results because the graph wasn't some straight line. Then that woman came over to see our results on the graph on the computer screen. Shit man, I was nervous cos that was our screwed up final results. Then Apoorv said loudly to me that we have made some formula error in the excel thingy. I knew it. Just as I have expected any sensible soul to do. The woman walked off. We had silent laugh behind the computer screen.

The most important thing that I learnt from doing science research: tampering with results. Slowly, our graph became linear. In the middle of our clandestine operation, the woman came again. I knew that to do. I pointed to the screen at the data and said:
"Hey! this formula looks wrong."
"Yeah." Apoorv starts to type a nonsense formula into where I pointed to.
A few seconds later, the woman walked away. We laughed until almost roflmao.

At last, we plotted the line of best fit. And holy shit, a linear graph without any outstanding anolamy. Near perfect results. We proudly let the woman look at the results. We calculated k from the gradient of the line. k was, according to her, a value within a correct range. phew... I thought she commented in the PRC kind of Chinese to another woman that we did it quite fast and the results were good.

Next came the viva part or the Q&A in other words. The woman gave us questions to answer and asked us to calculate this and that. From now on, believe me, Indians are damn good at maths. I was stumped while Apoorv just worked out the calculations. In order to look good, I agreed and commented here and there. lol. The questions which require elaboration I whacked them perfectly. I swear that without for him, I would have already quite a bit of my A level H3 marks. Seriously, a potent combination. One did the maths, the other did the physics. So there goes, 1/4 of the practical work done. 1 down. 3 more to go.

Monday, January 21, 2008

the power of the search engine

In one hour, I found 3 blogs of people I know by just typing one word "Vietnam OCIP 2007". The best thing is that they are active blogs. Then, by random chance, I linked to someone else's blog that I know through some blog which the writer went for the Saint's Vietnam OCIP 2007 in November. Type the same words and you will never find me because I have chosen to be hidden since that day of spies.

Never underestimate the entity beknownst to all as the search engine. Yes, those who remain to stay hidden will be unearthed one day - except me.

So eh Huimin, don't go and close your blog for nothing because active ones are relatively rare among the people I know, you know?

You, Zaneth, visits my blog but doesn't tell me what is your blog. No, you don't need to tell me anything now.

Hi Phuong. Regarding the cute erm, subject I took super cute photographs of, Tessa told me on Friday that she was violent enough to punch her spectacles off. So much for cuteness... -.-

Erm, btw, my blog is gonna my inactive from some time onwards, till dunno when. This is the NTU laptop I'm using. I have to freaking return it! Till I get a new personal computer, yes personal, this blog shall remain inactive.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

fun-o-rama posters

Have you seen the ACJC Fun-O-Rama poster? If you haven't seen them, you will see them all over ACJC. But why in the world does the student's council want to waste so much money on pointless posters pasted all over the campus? They take away our money from T-shirt and locker sales and use to print posters which are pointless being on the campus itself.

They may think that they are trying to get everyone into the mood from now to Fun-O-Rama. For goodness' sake, there's more than 2 months left to continue their impetus. How long can the good preparatory mood hold up? 2 months? That's ridiculous.

Didn't they read the damn mass media GP package yet? Don't many of them even take economics? Common sense tells you that in order for advertising to work, you need to target the right people. Given that ACJC students are the ones who are selling the stuff and running the fun fair, it makes no point to put up posters in the campus. Sure, they may agree that during the 2 months from now, many members of the public or other students may be in the college to see the posters. But the question is how many of these people are there? Not in the range of the thousands. A few hundreds perhaps. Of these people, how many will go the fun fair because of the posters? Not many. Most probably a 2-digit number. Given that it costs 3 to 4 dollars per poster and there are probably 50 plus around the campus, so it's more than 200 dollars spent. Each person brings in an estimated $20 and according to 50 people coming purely because of the posters, that makes up to about $1000. Take away the costs, and it amounts to $800 earned from printing the posters. That may sound a lot. Thinking in terms of economics, there is a thing called opportunity cost. So if you were to display the posters to the right audience, like secondary school students or other junior college students, where you think that one of them probably know at least an ACJC student, I'm sure the posters will work even better. That means pasting them in other schools. Since ACJC is fast becoming a college where everyone is like coming from everywhere, this can work. If I'm not in the know of this really happening, then I have nothing to say except stop wasting money on pasting so many posters in ACJC, even in the weird places such as outside the QM room that window. So counting in opportunity cost that the posters could be pasted in other places, $1000 in revenue is nothing. Too bad Singapore does not allow posters in public spaces where traffic is a lot, otherwise more eyes will see the posters and we will be rich.

So what do I think of the poster with the bus? Ok lah. But I prefer the 2006 shoe version. The 2004 smiley is classic. In terms of style, ACJC is declining. Seeing the Orientation 2008 T-shirt for the J1s, it paled in comparison to Orientation 2007. The back looks like so some random secondary school T-shirt. So unoriginal. So un-ACJC. Goodness knows what will happen in the years to come. Pictures will come next time. I'm damn lazy to upload anything for comparison.

Anyway, the bus in the poster looks like Elizabeth's father's bus/car. Some classic thing. Makes one wonder whether the student's council is really going to get a bus to put in ACJC for the occassion and paint it to look like the one in the poster. One will never know. When that happens, it will be the ultimate trip. For now, I think not.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

fugly but great

Surprise! The other E-flat clarinet that is filled with lots of algae and without paul goh's saliva (he hardly swabbed that one I have!) works much much better than the one I have. The tone is much much better, without the some faint weird overtone like in the other one. The tone at the highest notes are good and solid. And oh, it can play damn damn loud, but the tone is much more easy on the ears than the other one. YAY! So after band I went home to do a full key polish but sadly, there wasn't much difference. :( Nevermind, at least I poured the bore oil through it and the oiled the keys. The only problem is that the important middle joint pad is lost. Now the one of the clarinet keys is jutting out a lot.

Today's dinner with my aunt and my parents was freaking good. The Curry Wok near Coronation Plaza/Crown Centre is good sia. The pork chop was nice. The prawn omelette was nice. The lime juice was just right, not too sour, not too sweet. The otah was nice. The tofu and ngoh nia (?) was nice. The prices are reasonable (at least 10 bucks per person). Too bad I haven't eaten the curry yet. Ironic right? Curry Wok means that they sell good curry. Students get much cheaper cos of price discrimation :D. I really recommend this eatery. Did I say students get cheaper prices? SHOULD GO AND EAT AFTER SCHOOL ON WEDNESDAY OR TUESDAY!

I hate reading the GP Package cos its damn boring and long. Sadly, this mass media one I got to read by Thursday. Normally, I don't even remember 80% of what I read. Note that some of my classmates can say the exact location of an exact piece of text. Unbelievable? Well, believe it. No, I not so gay as to acutally know where everything is. And someone even gets 50/50 for the GP package text on a regular basis. wtf. Don't look at me cos the highest I got was 49/50 for the easy environment one and it was kind of one-off. Yeah, that is nothing compared to the word REGULAR BASIS.

Shit, I just realised I left my italian soda from dover market in the freezer in the QM room. Hope on monday it's still alright to drink. I'm expecting a totally frozen yellow drink with disgusting solid black pearls encased in ice.

Oh btw, my locker number is 55. Nice locker cos its at the side and I can paste things at the side in addition to the front. Anyway, I'm sharing it with allan cos I don't really need a locker to put my stuff.

Alright, back to GP package. Work is piling up fast liao. So much for chionging tutorials in-between breaks.

Friday, January 18, 2008

damn mini black stick

Shit la. The E-flat clarinet is screwed up. Just only, I was breaking in reeds in my room and went and change the reed. Then after I changed the reed, the clarinet became squeaky below and middle C or concert Eb and it may play the 2nd harmonics even though I wasn't pressing the damn register key. In other words, the bottom half of the chalumeau range is gone. Then the resistance of the clarinet increased a lot. Damn that mini black stick.

I changed the reeds a few times but still the same results. I swabbed the clarinet but still nothing happened. I checked all the keys and nothing was wrong. I took out the mouthpiece and barrel to check for leaks but it was ok. SO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH IT?! I just freaking changed the reed and the clarinet died.

So only 2 possibilities left: The clarinet is still wet inside after swabbing or my embouchure screwed up due to tiredness (which is impossible because the lowest range should be the easiest to play). sian. I'm going to wait out till night. If the clarinet really died, I swear I dunno what to do. :(

Response to people with homework piling up: If you value sleep and the short time after school and weekends, do your damn homework in school lah. So much breaks must as well whack all the tutorials in school. People may think that you are a chao mugger, but trust me, who has the last laugh at the end of the year?

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

1337

The special number. Do you know what it means?

For starters, go read my tagboard. Anyway there's one mistake. Go spot it if you can.

Have you tried to figure out the spectra club's jacket? There's a frigging whole lot of 1337 there. Every day in assembly I stare at the 2 people with the jackets in the class in front (2sa2), puzzled about its meaning. Yes, I don't get it. Don't make much sense, especially the last part which goes like "11!!one!11!!!". Then a small "spectra ftw!" What the hell it is talking about? 11!!one!!!11!. Man, I just realised while typing it that 1 and ! are the same button lol, then that one is just extra. Okay, repeated exclamation marks! lol.

btw, in case you dunno, 1337 = elite. 50 _100 711\11< _100 1<1\10\/\/ 1-10\/\/ 70 2341) 1337? Just joking.